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Nobody Scores is a webcomic created by Brandon Bolt which ran throughout the late 2000s. It follows the surreal adventures of three roommates - money-hungry Sara, pretentious artist Beans, and wacky Jane Doe - who frequently end up dead or in other untenable positions.
The Paste That Binds (#100, January 2007)
Jane and Beans, and to a lesser extent Sara, gain weight from eating paste.
New Model Foodie (#182, September 2007)
Sara passes off fried Cheetos as a gourmet delicacy.
Black Friday Special Extra (#394, December 2011)
After housecat Bolt is deemed a sacrifice for Black Friday, Sara swallows him whole.